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Stallions are not the brightest by Vector-Brony Stallions are not the brightest by Vector-Brony
This comic is based off the Dawn of the commercials sketch by the Nostalgia critic. But it makes for a good comic. And let's be honest. guys have a hard time noticing when girls are flirting with them. 

If you notice any grammar errors. please let me know.

This was made using traces from MLP FIM
Credit goes to :iconhasbroplz: and :iconfyre-flye:
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:iconionoid:
ionoid Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015
No wonder Equestria is matriarchal, the nation wouldn't last a year with a stallion in control.
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:iconmermain123:
Mermain123 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is hilarious XD i loved this joke in the NC's commercial reviews
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:iconmoralezk:
Moralezk Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist
Why does this remind me of AnY?Wink/Razz 
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:iconvaurtheoneandonly:
VaurTheOneAndOnly Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Alicorn Princess 101:

Never hit on your guards. Celestia learnt that one the hard way.
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:iconwoy-bunny-hop:
woy-bunny-hop Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SUCH A NAUGHTY THING,CELESTIA!
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:iconkayclau:
Kayclau Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
No, we are talking about sexual harassment and I don't have to take it.
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:iconamorrafan17:
Amorrafan17 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
is that Applebloom's mom!?
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:iconhorrorcrusher:
horrorcrusher Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
No Cavalier, what you need is a better education. 
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:icondungeonbrony:
DungeonBrony Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think an education might be wasted on him if he doesn't listen to other ponies :).
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:iconsilverwing27:
SilverWing27 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Pfffftt XD Ok not all stallions are this slow. XD But wow. Take a hint! XD
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:iconpyramidhead90:
PyramidHead90 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
Where's pony Greg Sestero?
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:iconlordsleeper:
LordSleeper Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nnnnice!
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:icon1cosmiconsciousness:
Celestia does not like being rejected. XD
Still as funny as two months ago.
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:iconartholomew159:
ARTholomew159 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
I can think of a sequel to this. What if Celestia tried to hit on one of Luna's guards only to find out Luna already beat her to it, what do you think?
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sandstorm8003 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
lol
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:iconjames-wonderbolt:
James-wonderbolt Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Student Artist
lol that was like me a few years ago 
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:iconcorperalking:
corperalking Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
I knew it was based off of Nostalgia Critic/chick something!
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:iconamorrafan17:
Amorrafan17 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
holy sh*t ur rite!

mind blown
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:iconcorperalking:
corperalking Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
:iconderpynoesplz:
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:icondragonflyzmc:
dragonflyzMC Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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:icongymnastixjenny:
GymnastixJenny Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014
Sometimes you just can't win. Poor Cavalier.......Talk about a no-win scenario.
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:iconpyramidhead90:
PyramidHead90 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
Tell me about it.  He could have been honest and say he wasn't into older women and he'd be fired, he could play ignorant and get fired, or he could tap that and contract the dozens of STDs Celestia has accumulated over the years.
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GymnastixJenny Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014
He's probably thinking "Having sex with the princess was not part of the contract I signed...."...
Oh well. Guess it's probably her fault for hiring dimwitted guards in the first place.
 I'm pretty sure Luna's guards would figure it out immediately.

On an unrelated note, this kind of reminds me of a ponified version of The Graduate.
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:iconfiretronthehedgehog:
FiretrontheHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
She had me at "Plow the royal plot", but I don't do sex. =/
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:iconfusionguybrony:
fusionguybrony Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student Filmographer
Youthful of immortality in a shellnut
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:iconartsy-purple-lover87:
Artsy-Purple-Lover87 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Molestia much?
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:iconsunpath08:
sunpath08 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 30, 2014
I would say :wow!that was close.am fired but at least in still a virgin.
Celestia: just to to my room NOW!
Me as that guard:shitttt.why me?
And hmm?will u make a version when celestia hitting on lunas guards?
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:iconxelianthought:
xelianthought Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014
While obviously OOC, I thought this was hilarious. 
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:iconwoonaart:
WoonaArt Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
I don't like it. You didn't tag that this have mature contenct. 
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:iconpyramidhead90:
PyramidHead90 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
Why the fuck would he?
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:icon1cosmiconsciousness:
1cosmiconsciousness Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
I somehow saw where this would go after finishing the first panel.
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:icon1cosmiconsciousness:
That is so unfair. She could've at least told him why she was so mad. Mares;) (Wink) . (joking)
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:icon1cosmiconsciousness:
1cosmiconsciousness Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
Isn't that sexual harassment? His job was terminated because he didn't do what his superior wanted.
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:iconquasexortwex:
QuasExortWex Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
No, he was fired for being completely oblivious. That's NOT a good trait for a guard to have.
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:iconseafoamgreendiamond:
SeaFoamGreenDiamond Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
Celestia would NOT do or say that.
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:iconfiretronthehedgehog:
FiretrontheHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
True, but she would flirt with a stud.
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:iconwoonaart:
WoonaArt Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
I agree.
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:icongamemakingotaku:
GameMakingOtaku Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
I couldn't stop laughing. Good one.
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:iconjazzmary99:
Jazzmary99 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Lol xD
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:iconsmokethechangeling:
smokethechangeling Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
ha! nostalgia critic!! XD
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:iconamadeuscreations:
AmadeusCreations Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD I am freaking crying
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:iconmlpegasis4898:
MLPegasis4898 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pffftt...! Bahahahh! Loool! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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:icon1cosmiconsciousness:
1cosmiconsciousness Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
xD! lol!
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:iconprincessmolestiaart:
PrincessMolestiaART Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Me strikes agaiinnnnn!!
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:iconwoonaart:
WoonaArt Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
Look at your name and picture.
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:iconprincessmolestiaart:
PrincessMolestiaART Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
ummm, ok? ive seen my name and picture, its absolutely PrincessMolestiaART => :iconprincessmolestiaart:
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Flareblitzfury Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Actully seeing the sketch this is based off of made both much funnier!!!
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:iconriu-sama:
Riu-sama Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
as nc prooved every time anyone says pony the views go to the moon......with a comic an speccialy a good one well.....
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Music-Star-Dizzy Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOOOOL
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